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294. fucktard
1 : to slow up especially by self preventing or self hindering advance or accomplishment : self IMPEDING
2 : choosing to delay academic progress by deliberate failure to promote
1.The teacher has grown tired of the fucktards that she gets in her class year after year.

2. The supervisor wishes she didn't have to train fucktards over and over.
laggard,tardy,
Related words: deliberate, measured; inert, loafing, lounging; lingering, loitering, tarrying; ambling, inching, plodding, shuffling, strolling; decelerating, slowing; filibustering, Near Antonyms expeditious, prompt, ready; accelerated, hastened, quickened; hurried, rushed
Antonyms barreling, bolting, breakneck, breathless, brisk, careering, dizzy, fast, fleet, flying, hasty, hurrying, lightning, quick, racing, rapid, rocketing, running, rushing, scooting, scudding, scurrying, snappy, speeding, speedy, swift, whirling, whirlwind, whisking, zipping
2 not having or showing an ability to absorb ideas readily <the slower students worked together in a separate group> -- see STUPID 1
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1. fucktard
A contraction of "fucking retard".
fucking + retard = fucktard
by cm476 Nov 7, 2002 add a video
2. fucktard
Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...
by Anonymous Jan 16, 2004 add a video
3. fucktard
An alias that is used by a very clever person to make Mensa members look like idiots on discussion boards.
Hey Jerome, that fucktard really made you look like you don't know jack about theoretical sub-atomic particle physics.
by anonymous Mar 18, 2003 add a video
4. fucktard
noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!
5. fucktard
Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
Most catholic girls are fucktards.
6. Fucktard
A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
by Andi Mar 2, 2005 add a video
7. Fucktard
George "Dubya" Bush
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

Man George Bush is a fucktard!
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