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26. fuckstick
"Any object resembling a rod of some sort which can be shoved into any orifice of a person deserving of such a violation, so long as the shoving into the orifice causes significant pain."
"Abner Louima took that fuckstick from the cops very deep."
1. fuckstick
An idiot
If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.
by anonymous Oct 2, 2003 share this
2. fuckstick
1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.
When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
by UrbanWebster Feb 15, 2004 share this
3. fuckstick
A huge fucking idiot, a tool, a moron
Hey, dude, stop being a fuckstick, or I will dickslap you
by Me Jun 26, 2004 share this
4. Fuckstick
A prototypical "look at me don't you think I am cool" dipshit with a shaved head, Oakley sunglasses, backwards black baseball cap, goatee, Hurley or Fox clothes who drives an obnoxiously lifted F-150 with an oversized No Fear or Fox sticker on the back window. Typically, these losers work in construction or some sort of manual labor job because they are too stupid to attend college. These tards are attention hogs who pull out every poser stop to get it by reminding everyone all the time how great they are, and constantly out-buying friends and neighbors for the best dirt bike, quad or toy hauler. They spend countless weekends drunk at the “river” or in the “sands” but when it comes to real sports these fat bellied dolts can’t even hit a ball out of the infield. They can be seen sporting one or more tattoos written in old English script while ethnic versions of these idiots sport an iron cross logo completely clueless to the original meaning. They will generally refer to you as bro and or boss and treat everyone as if trying to sell them a used car.
There goes Mr. FOX Racing. That fuckstick is doing 60 down a residental street in his lame-ass F-150 blasting rap music.
5. Fuckstick
1. Slang term for the male sexual organ, or penis

2. Generic insult, most commonly used as a witty retort.

Should NOT be confused with the sexual practise "fukastik"
1. Dude, stop groping my fuckstick.

2. "You seem to be emitting the distinct but not unpleasant odour of wee." "Shut it, fuckstick."
by Plant Feb 9, 2004 share this
6. fuckstick
1. Another word for moron, dickhead etc. Used to describe someone who is generally clueless.

2. In Australia, a police officer's baton/truncheon/nightstick. Fairly self-explanatory, but just in case you fit the description of (1), a large stick which, when wielded by a police officer, fucks the recipient up.
1. If you want to let someone know you think they're a fuckstick, you can say "How's the weather in Fuckstickistan?"

2. When the cop pulled out his fuckstick, we ran like buggery.
7. fuckstick
as in a complete piece of shit / retard. Some one who has no fucking idea.
Ron is a fuckstick!
by riker Sep 11, 2003 share this
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