A name that sounds like jared and gerard, that is given to less than 1% of the entire world, that no one can spell right. The name is of arabic origin.
The dudes given this name are commonly born with bigger balls than jared, and a longer dick than gerard.
1: so what's your name?
2: for fucks sake
A name given to black women in porn.
White man fucks ebony
Big boobs ebony
No Fucks Given
Vince: Hey man you gonna write that essay?
|46.||Neutral Zone Infraction|
A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given
Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction
slightly larger than average fat dude who is a total psycho. Carries at least 4 knives at any given time. does not give a crap about anyone or anything. hates blacks and irish and his own brown kind for no really good reason. Funny as hell except when he wont shut the fuck up or plays little richard songs on repeat for hours at a time. doesnt know the difference between lurk and creep butg it doesnt matter because he succcessfully does both simultaneously. Often goes by the name diesel, but spells it D-sol and says its not the same.
Dude did you hear what Solis did?
What D-sol pulled a knife yelled some crazy shit in a voice that sounded like a bad Bill Cosby impression then got wasted and somehow drove home without crashing into the bike shop again?
Yeah who told you?
Nobody. Youre talking about Solis.
Rukshanda is the name given to a beautiful, bodacious woman that has a really ugly son. Her voluptuousness captivates the eyes of all her son's friends. Her thighs jiggle with such motion that one seems to forget all sense of time and place and her breasts compare to those of Jinwoo's. Occasionally, the majestic creation will hunt one of her son's friends and pounce upon him like a lion pouncing upon young calf.
Me: Yo, have you seen that kid's mom, Rukshanda?
Friend A: Yo, that bitch got a fat ass.
Me: You already, boi.
Friend B: How is that ho so hot yet her son ugly as shit?
Me: Sometimes genetics fucks up son...
Friend A: Tru shit..
Give a fuck meter
"My GAFM reads terribly low."
"Let's see if you yelling at me will cause a spike in my GAFM..."