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A pet name for the person you love and want to fuck.
by Christine February 15, 2004
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A word used when you don't quite know what to say or are just downright pissed off

Derived from the word Fuck
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N. An affection term, normally said by the guy to the girl.

Origin: Joe
Joe: Bye fuck muffin, love u lots!
Jen: Bye cup cake, see u later on tonight! ;-)
by Jen July 29, 2004
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A cute girl that is a real slut but not many people know it but get her in the right mood she is a freak!
Some Mormon girls are really Fuck Muffins
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fuckmuffins (n.)-
1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the significant other onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself.
2. An exclamation made when overcome by typically negative emotion.
3. A type of pastry which has been made after sex.
Harry: "Hey Bro! How was New Year's Day brunch with the family?"
Andy: "Well, the brunch itself was uneventful, but the fuckmuffins before hand...Oh yeah!"
Harry: "You Dawg!"

Jacob: "Have you started the history paper?"
Nick: "No, when is it due?"
Jacob:"Tomorrow..."
Nick: "Fuckmuffins!"

Sally: "What are you bringing to the party on Friday?"
Joey: "Fuckmuffins! Giggity giggity!"
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A person who is a stupid idiot but is hot like hell. Would make a good fucking partner, anywhere,anytime.
by Krystian Kulesza October 15, 2003
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"Yo fuck muffin! Suck my dick!"
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