1. Generally a male who cheats on a girl, tells her the truth and feels like everything is fine afterwords.
2. A penis during the act of sexual intercourse.
My EX boyfriend is a fucking dick.

Yea I can't believe he would cheat on you.
by The Fucking Dick January 1, 2009
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Dude: Hey man..... I think I broke your car door.....
Me: Fucking DICK!

Dude: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Oh huh what?
Dude: Don't you remeber me?
Me:..... Fucking dick?

Dude: I hate life
Me: Fucking dick!

Ice Cream Man: That'll be 3 dollars
Me: Fucking DICK!

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by Dr. Crowley November 9, 2009
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expression; often used after feelings of excitement or anguish
eg 1: fuck dicks Milton! Thats a large ghoststbusters t shirt, where did you get that from?

eg 2:"meine shloss hat eine grosse leak"
"fuch dickshlongenrr!"
"iich bin bien, mein unklewinkel gerfixt es"
"fuch dickschlongenerr, danke mein bestes beefjerky" ...said Barry to his sister
by weblin September 5, 2008
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a term used to refer to an asshole or someone who royally fucked up
1. Yo thats MY beer you FUCK-DICK!
by N Bizzle and D Sizzle May 16, 2004
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An exclamation, used often to combat lag, or death in darksouls
-lags out- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

-dies before boss- FUCKING FUCK DICK!
by Samson's own goodie hole January 2, 2014
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The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe
a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.
by psun3 May 9, 2018
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Someone who loves to munch dick all day every day and rarely have an empty mouth, also referred to as a slag/sket.
Rebbeca is a fucking dick munch, because she always has a dick in her mouth.
by BassFaceBasher November 7, 2013
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