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wait wait wait...you say the liberals dont care about our soliders? Last time i checked, it was the liberals who were against the war in Iraq, where over 1500 over our soliders have died and over 10000 (TEN FUCKING THOUSAND) have been horribly maimed and countless others have suffered phycological damage. All to "Free the Iraqi people"...who obviously dont want to be free, since all of them are helping to blow the shit out of our soliders, who if the republicans cared about wouldnt be there anyway Person A: Dude you liberals hate the soliders! douche
Me: Ya...which is why the liberals made all the soliders go to iraq Person B: Ya, but the soliders are making the Iraqi's free !!!!!!!!!111one Me: Dude...we went into iraq to kill terrorists and find weapons of mass destruction...by the way, where is Osama bin Laden Person A: Who??? that name sounds kinda familiar, but all thoughs arab names sound alike. Me: Nevermind...did you know that most human rights organizations put Pakistan and Saudi Arabia (mr. bush's allies) as worse human rights offenders than Iraq BEFORE we invaded them...and this is the reason our soliders are fucking dieing in iraq. Person B: You hate american you liberal! Me: lets send some stupid republican corperate assholes to fight instead of lower class kids trying to pay for collage...like my cousin |
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| 44. | Terri Schiavo | ||
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1. A single death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic.
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2. Not a person who was "tortureed and starved to death," certainly not by "liberals," due to the fact that she, with all due respect, was lacking of the mental capactity to feel it. Challenge this, if you'd like to argue with the professionals who examined her. 3. A "great political issue" that will surely be beneficial to the republican "pro-life base" 4. A subject of bias by those who like to feel better about themselves by saying that a human life can never be taken away without evidence of consent. Although at the same time she was given little hope for recovery after 15 years and had lost, to quote, 40% of her brain functions? By the way, Christians: this woman WAS delayed going to heaven for those 15 years while upsetting generally innocent people like you, right? 5. An alternative use for money (appox. 100,000 a year) that could have prevented thousands of deaths but was instead spent on one life (see above) and bolstered the USs pathetic attempt at aid after the recent tsunami tragedy. Why? Just because it makes you LOOK better at yourself morally? Meanwhile some poor kid cries for his dead family in the ruins of his Indonesian village? Live with that, "human beings." A Note- Before anyone starts mutilating my definition and my name: no I am not a commie for recognizing an intelligent paradoxial remark, or a fag because you have pms, or even a liberal. I am, however, a "loser" because I am... |
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| 45. | liberal | ||
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A member of the extreme left side of the political spectrum, who will verbally assault any person of differing opinion on any matter under the pretense that they are closed-minded because they don't agree.
One who likes to complain about the state of the nation when a Republican president is in office, because any choice they make will undoubtedly be morally wrong. Liberal 1:
What the fuck man, why didn't the government stop that bombing? Fucking assholes aren't even trying to protect this nation!! Liberal 2: What the fuck man, our government is MURDERING innocent terrorists, and our troops are DYING! Why doesn't that nazi president just leave them alone? It's not like they'll try to murder innocent civilians whenever they get the chance or anything. Liberal 3(engaged in rioting): STOP TRYING TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY YOU BASTARDS!!! *throws large rocks at riot police* *riot police respond with tear gas* YOU NAZI ASSHOLES YOU WILL NEVER SILENCE OUR MESSAGE!! *throws molotov cocktail* *riot police beat the fuck out of aggressor* WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE 1ST AMMENDMENT??? THIS GOVERNMENT IS SO CORRUPT!!!!! |
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| 46. | liberal | ||
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1. One who believes in "Freedom FROM Religion", rather than realizing that the Constitution says "Freedom of Religion".
2. One who demands students or teachers who are seen praying at school to be punished. 3. A person who hates anything in reference to Christianity, traditional family structure, God Bless America, and the support of George W. Bush and the military troops being in Iraq. 4. A person who promotes freedom of speech and open-mindedness, but are closed-minded and intolerant of those who don't see their point of view or support their far-leftist ideas and agendas. 5. One who believes that all Republicans are either Southern or Midwestern Rednecks, OR, they are rich business people, CEOs, and professionals with high-paying jobs (see also yuppies). 6. Somebody who accuses Republicans of being racist bigots, even though there are millions of minority members in the Republican Party. I was challenged by a liberal one day for my Christian faith when he saw me praying out in public. He criticized me and claimed I was forcing my religion on him even though I said I was just practicing my freedom of religion, whereupon I also let him know that I didn't expect him to follow my Baptist faith, but he just yelled out at me "REDNECK! REDNECK! YOU FUCKING WARMONGERING, GAY-BASHING, BIBLE-BEATING,CHRISTIAN REDNECK!!!" I said nothing, and then noticed everyone telling him to "Shut the Hell up!"
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| 47. | Democrate | ||
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It's spelled Democrat you fucking idiot. You shit for brains Republican.
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| 48. | Republicanazi | ||
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What you get when you elect a president from Texas...especially a war-mongering fuckwit whose daddy paid his way through Harvard in return for continuing the rape of America and its people. The Bush's are goddamn Republicanazi, neocon, fucking jackasses who drink crude oil from a golden chalice and worship Satan!
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| 49. | dotard | ||
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When you are in the midst of your "dotage" meaning that you are in the midst of your mental decline. i.e. you're in the process of becoming a fucking idiot. Hey Cara, have you noticed that Piper is becoming a bit of a dotard since he starting doing all that meth?
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