| 995. | Show Girl | ||
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the girls who go to shows (concerts) not because they really have a passion for the music but becuase they love the guys singing. Usually they have a sick obsession with a band member and say they are marryd, they dress like there a rock star and always have ipods in there pocket playing a song thats on hold and have ear phones in on ear
Show Girl Sandra: omfg shitty rock star guy name here is so fucking hot i love him with my life omfg we are married
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| 996. | Rio Norte Junior High School | ||
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School full of little mongo skaters, stupid myspace-whore girls; has the fucking most retarded school rules. Mongo green diamond skater: Bye mom I'm gonna go get dressed coded by some douchebag riding in a golf cart at rio norte junior high school
Mom:Ok bye *Mongo skater walks* Fake annoying bitch girl: oh hey(yyyy) mongo kid *while she says this she is leaning over attempting to show cleavage with her flat ass chest, and holding her hands like shes doing the good morning stretch except they're pointed down, and when she finishes talking to the mongo kid whos probably wearing red pands, she raises her eyebrows and presses her lips together like a fucking alien.* |
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| 997. | fuck a fatty | ||
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a phrase expressing one's disappointment in the fact that there are no attractive women available to "accompany" at that time. Devin: Sean! I thought you said there would be some hot girls at this bar!
Sean: Well there are some, but they're already taken. Oh well. Looks like we're gonna fuck a fatty tonight. |
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| 998. | Pac Sun | ||
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The worse fucking store ever. ( I work there, I know).
A place where little 12 year old girls go to dress like whores while spending $200 of their parents hard earned money. A shirt is anywhere form 14.50-60.00 and most of the clothing looks like something you could pick up at Walmart for $5. The style is generally wanna-be punk/skater but you anyone who wears their clothing ends up looking like a fucking retard. 14 year old girl: Omg I love this dress! How much is it?
Me: $40.00 plus tax. So...$80.99. If you make another purchase of $100.00 or more you can get a free necklace. 14 year old idiot: Omg really?!?! That's such a good deal! I'm going to ask my mom for more money. Me: Fucking dumbass. I'm going to quit working at Pac Sun soon. I'm totally going to miss my discounts though. $3 off a pair of $50 dress. *Gasp* |
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| 999. | Lena and Aleeza | ||
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two fucking hot sexy girls who everyone loves. one is blonde one is brunette
everyone loves them they are truly one of a kind and bestfriends. guy: "dude, it's lena and Aleeza, i would so have sex with them! AT THE SAME TIME !"
Gguy 2: "i know man they are fucking sexy" |
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| 1000. | Party Champ | ||
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Noun.
1. The life of the party. 2. One who parties excessively; one who is addicted to the fun of a party. Verb. 3. To attend a party, with expectations of being the life of the party. Misc. 4. A comedy group formed by Bryce Aguilar, Aaron Decator, Jay Ransom, and Curtis Alfaro. 1. "Dude, did you see Jimmy? He's the fucking Party Champ tonight!"
2. "Greg, I feel like I swallowed a dose of 'awesome', man." "Dan, relax. You're becoming a Party Champ!" 3. "I'm going all out tonight. I'll see the little shin-dig and I'll be Party Champing like CRAZY!!!!" 4. "Have you heard that the Party Champs will be posting videos on their official MySpace, soon?" |
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