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50. Baby On Board
A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.
I sometimes take the opportunity to pull along side of someone displaying a Baby On Board sign to see for myself what a fucking moron looks like. These cretins justify the issue of not allowing some imbeciles permission to breed. Do they actually think anybody gives a shit about their fucking kid?
51. Big Fucking Deal (BFD)
When the largest health care reform bill (in nearly 50 years) passes to bring us one step closer to universal health care coverage.... is termed a, 'Big Fucking Deal'.
"Mr. President, this is a Big Fucking Deal (BFD)"

-Vice President Joe Biden to President Obama
52. Doing the big one
1. Another name for Sexual intercourse
2. Intense sexual intercourse
3. Kinda like "doing the nasty" but different name
4. Fucking every day all the time
Steve has sex every day, so he's doing the big one

John's in another room, and you hear humping. He's doing the "big one".
53. big fucking spider
a big fucking spider, in summary, you are able to hear the damn footsteps on your wood floors, and somehow it is breathing and you can hear it.
Yo dawg i just saw a big fucking spider.

Did you kill it?

Nah, it was too big

Well, it may have stolen your car on the way out.
54. Big Bang
It's when you're fucking a chick from behind, and right as you're about to blow, you smash a watermelon over her head, yell "BANG" and cum all over the back of her head.
Dude, so last night I gave Patty the Big Bang, it was epic!
55. the big surprise
its a sex gesture where you think ur fucking your girlfriend... but ur really fucking ur grandma....

originated: cooper b
Cooper: DUDE i was with my girlfriend last night and we were doing it, but then i looked down

Trenton: AND IT WAS YOUR GRANDMA

Cooper: THE BIG SURPRISE

Trenton: OMG THE BIG SURPRISE
56. big fucking baby
Usually a cute girl whose cuteness is overlooked due to her tendency to be extremely whiny and/or needy. When she isn't acting like her usual big fucking baby self, she comes across as very sophisticated - because she is. She is also of abnormally high intelligence...

she just tends to be so damn annoying sometimes!

Sometimes shortened to BFB
Big Fucking Baby: I don't know if I want to go to this party tonight because Im so tired and I just dont feel good... it's cold outside anyways and I think it's going to storm later and so I think I should just stay in tonight. I'm really hungry... Feed me!

Friend of the BFB: Oh my god, shut up, you're such a big fucking baby
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