The theory that if a woman had sex with an guy who is ok at sex right after having sex with a midget, the sex will be even more amazing with the next normal guy. The big bang theory also has a sub theory that you must divide the seconds of sex by the midget's age and multiply that by two and add the number of the normal guy's age to get the "Fucking Density".

an Emo/Scene Chick with big, tall dye hair, the Hair stands at least 1 foot tall, who similar to the looks of a Troll Doll from the 1960s-1990s.

These are the morbidly obese people on news reports standing in food lines waiting for free food. You can indentify big fat fucking bums in two ways.
1. They're usually claiming no job or food but have cell phones.
2. They're generally standing in line in front of the skinny people that really do need the food.

Real Big.

Big Montana is a derogatory term in regards to when a girl who is a whore has so much vaginal penetration and wear n' tear, that she has vaginal folds that make her box look like an Arby's Big Montana sandwich.

The abbreviation "BM" means the same thing, but is normally used in order to get some strange at the bar or get a drunk chick to show you her vagina.

Guy who usually is very clingy, looks metro, gives of the impression of being gay. Often wears glasses, ed hardy, and anything designer or preppy. Very weird guy, likes to rave and dance by himself. Favorite dance move is technotick. Tall with a big head. Laughs alone at his jokes. Most likely will have spanish accent and say "QUE PEDO WEII!".

a male who was gifted by god with a nice package in his pants but HAS NO FUCKING CLUE what to do with it.

or how to use it.

he thinks simply getting wood is all he has to do to please a woman in bed. it's not.
& that getting hard is the same as getting her off.

and giving him pointers, instructions, A FUCKING ROAD MAP, or gps is simply useless.

because he's that gat damn clueless.

THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD DICK.