| 1. | fucking | ||
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sexing... just read the fucking definition
john jiggled his keys in the door with nervous anticipation. It was his birthday, and tanya had promised him anything, ANYTHING, he wanted. the door swung open and there was tanya sitting on the cold tiles with her toned legs spread wide open exposing her beautiful clean shaven pink pussy. she was wearing nothing but a bow around her sexy tan stomach. "happy birthday baby" she muttered in her most provocative voice, and john could already feel a hard one coming on. "what do you want to do first" she barely got out of her moist lips because john had jumped on top of her sticking his tongue in her mouth and began dry humping as tanya massaged his balls. she removed his shirt and licked him all the way down following his happy trail and tearing off his pants with her teeth. john sat up on their new red leather sofa (not to be red for long) as tanya pulled his boxers slowly down to his knees. she took his large penis in her mouth and began licking, sucking, and nibbling until john couldn't take it anymore. he exploded in her mouth and the hot white juices dripped down in between her full luscious breasts. "its okay baby, i don't mind" tanya said after happily swallowing this desert. she kissed his strong neck while sitting on his chest and disbelievingly felt a hard object beneath her. "So soon... i knew you had it in you" she said as john thrust her onto the couch and slid himself right into tanya's love hole. He thrust his large hard penis in and out of tanya's smooth vagina... more...
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| 2. | Panticipation | ||
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Panticipation: When you're cuddling with a girl fully clothed and you pitch a huge fucking tent. She must know its there and you must know she knows it there. So there we were, cuddling, and there was some serious fucking panticipation. Whats sucks is that i was wearing basketball shorts.
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| 3. | sacked | ||
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to get absolutely fucked up or,
to consume wholeheartedly or with fervent anticipation |
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| 4. | suikoden 4 | ||
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A game that ended up sucking big balls. While anticipation for this game was high, Konami decided to pee on everyone instead of making a great game. They succeeded. Short and boring are two words that come to mind when trying to describe it. Konami decided to take everything good they did in Suikoden I, II, and III and take a gigantic dump on it. Here's to number V. Friend 1: Man, i just played Suikoden II, and I fucking loved it.
Friend 2: Awesome! I just bought Suikoden 4! Let's try it out! Random guy: Don't touch it! ::Grabs game and throws it. Game explodes:: Narrator: In retrospect, Konami should have never put a women in charge. The End. |
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| 5. | cock pushup | ||
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It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.
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| 6. | mad for it | ||
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mad for it is a condition suffered exclusively in the greater manchester region. Becoming mad for it often stems from over-excitement from listening to the happy mondays or stone roses. Being mad for it means something similar to a state of excited anticipation. The after effects of being mad for it are hangovers, a sausage sellotaped to one's neck and a really ugly bird who is the cousin of John Squire. apparantly. John: "Fuckin' MAD FOR IT!!!"
Liam: "wha' 'bout?" John: "Don' Kno'!! but fucking TUUUUUUUUUUUNE!" |
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| 7. | ansexipation | ||
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The sexual feelings a person goes through while waiting for what they anticipate to be a life altering sexual experience. I have a friend who is anticipating their first sexual encounter with a person of the same sex. The two have agreed to meet and both understand that it will be an explorative encounter. The problem is that the date will not happen for nearly a week.
Now my friend is experiencing an extreme case of ANSEXIPATION; Anticipating sex with another woman and being so fucking turned on that she can hardly stand it! Ansexipation! |
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