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1.
What you say during lunch out loud for no reason.
"Have a lot of homeowrk today?"
"FUCKIN BAGELS."
by Kingsplayer2 February 03, 2009
 
2.
sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.


Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.
by sex on the stove March 13, 2009