fuckpuddle 

Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.

Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.

We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)

fuckpuddle by Siodhachan July 26, 2011

Fucktruddle 

A group of retards that makes you want to kill yourself

"Hey how's being a summer counselor?"
"My fucktruddle of kids won't quit crying about who got out in four square, so I'm about to hit myself with a goddamn golf cart"

Fucktruddle by kaylu6six6 June 19, 2019

fuckpuddle 

A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.

That bitch has already been with three different guys this weekend - what a fuckpuddle.

fuckpuddle by OISOISOIS May 29, 2009

fuckpuddle 

1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.

2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.

1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?

2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.

fuckpuddle by tha malcontent March 29, 2005

Fuckpuddle 

When it is more than a "wet spot". Who gets to sleep in that?

Kristie and "the guy" left quite a fuckpuddle and even the cat wasn't absorbent enough to soak that up.

Fuckpuddle by dbag3 July 13, 2010