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Joe: Dude, i was banging a whore at home when my gf came into the room! What do you think of that?

John: Man, you're real fucked up!!
by cockasucker August 27, 2008
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Adjective: totally nonfunctional, beyond repair.

Used to refer to a machine that is not just broken but which cannot be repaired.
My puter was broke so I took it to James to get it fixed -- now it is totally fucked up.
by Ann Pearl Owen April 04, 2008
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A vulgar way of expressing a situation that is unsurmountably ruined or messed up ; often a way of emphasising the stupidity of said person's actions and intended to offend them on a mental level ; an elevated way of describing a pure dumbass
John: I gave Jim 20 quarters and in return I got 100 pennies! What a TRADE! :D
James: Dude you can't get more fucked up than that....
by SiddyBoo June 02, 2015
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1. something that is ignorant, has no purpose, is retarded 2. what happens when you go to a good party
1. "did you see him run into that wall? that was so fucked up!"
2. "man, we were so fucked up last night!"
by RoflicerOfTheLawl January 13, 2008
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Someone that is screwing their life up in a way that will effect them 10+ years from now.
by The Omegian November 29, 2013
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something that is really screwed up: Name; your best friend screwing your girlfriend/wife; relative screwing your girlfriend/wife;
see Dyck Trickle;
i just found Johnny knoxville fucking my girlfrien now thats fucked up
by for you to decide June 25, 2003
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to consume so much alcohol you feel like you might never drink again.
shit man, we're gonna get really fucked up this weekend!!
by imfromsocobitches May 03, 2006
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