The one day of the week that is specifically planned for drinking and smoking yourself into a state in which you're no longer in control of any of your bodily functions. Blackout Friday usually involves pushing yourself past your limits, and sometimes includes starting fights. Upon waking up you have no recollection of the night before, and you have no grasp of reality.

It's a state of bitter, cocksure alcoholic former blue-collar laborers who can't find decent jobs because Michigan is an economic black-hole. It snows alot, and when it doesn't snow it's extremely fucking hot or ball-shrinkingly cold. Crime runs rampant in its urban centers and life just plain sucks in its small towns due to boredom. There are a lot of lakes, dunes and forests, but people from Michigan couldn't give two fucks about them because they are everywhere, and Michiganders have better things to do like drink and worry about paying bills they have no money for. Naturally, morons from out of state flock in droves to look at things that really aren't that interesting.

Michiganders are divided into two groups: Michiganders and Yoopers. Michiganders are like as described before. Yoopers are essentially Canadians, and basically not human. The only thing a Michigander hates more than other Americans and foreigners are Yoopers. Yoopers are too stupid and inbred to consider hating anyone else because they live happy-go-lucky lives as lumberjacks and have sex with their sisters and occasionally a beaver. Yoopers are very proud of themselves despite having little to be proud of, and call southerners "trolls" because they live "under da bridge, don'tcha know." Michiganders seethe with rage about this, but can't do anything about it because the logic is infallible in a retarded sort of way, and also beating up a Yooper is much like striking a child; fun, but frowned upon.

Inebriated to incoherency. Worse than shit-faced because you can't even say shit-faced anymore. Above and beyond, normal drunkenness, those who are shi'pay are likely to end up arrested, swimming in their own bodily wastes, getting tossed out of parties, losing all of their gear including clothing, having Sharpie tattoos drawn on them by total strangers and waking up with a hang-over bad enough to ask for Dr. Kevorkian and no recollection of the previous night's idiocy.

with roots from afro-american culture the term "loose as a goose" is used after committing an act that is either immoral, or wrongs someone in some way the perpetrator then praises him/herself with the exclamation "loose as a goose!" repetition is optional, however usually followed by a hand gesture moving in a horizontal movement with the arms pointed up at the elbow and wrists partially limp. Depending on perspective the "loose" person can either be an ass, if you are on the recieving end or a source of comedic relief if being regaled with tales of assholery.

To fail so epicly that you in turn lose close friends and potential long term benefits. After dropping ones ball, those around you should immediatly do either or both of the following...
1) Insult your previous friend to a new extreme of humiliation. Use insults that do not necessarily have to be funny, but hurtful, words that will effectively break down the person's self will. To further intensify the ridicule, create a nickname for said 'ball dropper' that will always and forever refresh why the person will only ever be invited to events to be known as the guy who fucked up. (you fucked up chants are usually followed)
2) Never talk to them again, only talk about them when referring to them as "the stain." See "The Stain" for definition.

A mental condition where one bears the psychological scars of being fucked over for a long period of time. The individual experiences continuous psychological beatings by another person, or by an environment, which lays the groundwork for that individual to seemingly "suddenly snap." Fuckophrenia can best be defined as the mental stage that occurs right before the stage going postal.

The symptoms of fuckophrenia are usually ramblings about getting fucked over: "These motherfuckers keep fucking with me. No matter what I do they just keep fucking with me." That individual is about to bust skulls wide open. Keep on her good side; she'll most likely warn you before she blows up the joint.

A deviant sexual act whereby a large log-like turd is frozen in a freezer and once solid is then used as a dildo to fuck a girl's pussy. It can be done by a girl on her own, or as a group activity with two or more people. If others are present, the shit that is left behind inside her as it melts can be licked away.