The one day of the week that is specifically planned for drinking and smoking yourself into a state in which you're no longer in control of any of your bodily functions. Blackout Friday usually involves pushing yourself past your limits, and sometimes includes starting fights. Upon waking up you have no recollection of the night before, and you have no grasp of reality.
"fucking fight me faggot" "looks like matts doin it real big on his blackout friday"
"what happened last night?" "I don't know but atleast I survived another blackout friday."
"nicky boy didn't drink enough, I'm out" "guess he wants a real blackout friday"
"zac just threw up everywhere. He even threw up on the kid from Germany" "some people just can't handle blackout friday"
"Dude you woke up in a towel with throwup all over you. what a blackout friday."
It's a state of bitter, cocksure alcoholic former blue-collar laborers who can't find decent jobs because Michigan is an economic black-hole. It snows alot, and when it doesn't snow it's extremely fucking hot or ball-shrinkingly cold. Crime runs rampant in its urban centers and life just plain sucks in its small towns due to boredom. There are a lot of lakes, dunes and forests, but people from Michigan couldn't give two fucks about them because they are everywhere, and Michiganders have better things to do like drink and worry about paying bills they have no money for. Naturally, morons from out of state flock in droves to look at things that really aren't that interesting.more...
Michiganders are divided into two groups: Michiganders and Yoopers. Michiganders are like as described before. Yoopers are essentially Canadians, and basically not human. The only thing a Michigander hates more than other Americans and foreigners are Yoopers. Yoopers are too stupid and inbred to consider hating anyone else because they live happy-go-lucky lives as lumberjacks and have sex with their sisters and occasionally a beaver. Yoopers are very proud of themselves despite having little to be proud of, and call southerners "trolls" because they live "under da bridge, don'tcha know." Michiganders seethe with rage about this, but can't do anything about it because the logic is infallible in a retarded sort of way, and also beating up a Yooper is much like striking a child; fun, but frowned upon.
Inebriated to incoherency. Worse than shit-faced because you can't even say shit-faced anymore. Above and beyond, normal drunkenness, those who are shi'pay are likely to end up arrested, swimming in their own bodily wastes, getting tossed out of parties, losing all of their gear including clothing, having Sharpie tattoos drawn on them by total strangers and waking up with a hang-over bad enough to ask for Dr. Kevorkian and no recollection of the previous night's idiocy.
Man, I was so loaded last night. I woke up in a bus station, no pants, covered in invitations to hobos to take my stuff and the taste of Taco Bell and feet in my mouth. Definitely shi'pay.
No, cut him off. he's not just drunk, he's shi'pay.
Wha? No, I ken keep drunkin' wit y'all. I'm jus' gettin' star'ed, (verp) I'm no' shi'pay.
|32.||loose as a goose|
with roots from afro-american culture the term "loose as a goose" is used after committing an act that is either immoral, or wrongs someone in some way the perpetrator then praises him/herself with the exclamation "loose as a goose!" repetition is optional, however usually followed by a hand gesture moving in a horizontal movement with the arms pointed up at the elbow and wrists partially limp. Depending on perspective the "loose" person can either be an ass, if you are on the recieving end or a source of comedic relief if being regaled with tales of assholery.
Ermias told me yesterday that while bagging a woman's groceries she dropped a five dollar bill on the ground, he picked it up and when she noticed she dropped her five dollars and confronted Ermias he simply said "what five dollar bill?", continued with bagging groceries while repeating to himself the phrase "loose as a goose!"
|33.||Dropped the Ball|
To fail so epicly that you in turn lose close friends and potential long term benefits. After dropping ones ball, those around you should immediatly do either or both of the following...
1) Insult your previous friend to a new extreme of humiliation. Use insults that do not necessarily have to be funny, but hurtful, words that will effectively break down the person's self will. To further intensify the ridicule, create a nickname for said 'ball dropper' that will always and forever refresh why the person will only ever be invited to events to be known as the guy who fucked up. (you fucked up chants are usually followed)
2) Never talk to them again, only talk about them when referring to them as "the stain." See "The Stain" for definition.
Through the crowd at a party, you notice a young feeble dainty male rockin a scarf and a brand new pair of his tight gay ass white pants. You walk away trying to ignore him and find some sexy ladies to start up some flip and continue being awesome. Moments later a catchy song comes on, clearly a girls song, but if it gets them dancing, you dont mind. Out of th corner of your eye you see the justin bieber-like fuck climb on a chair only to dance in the gayest/uncoolest possible way. You are filled with the urge to hurt him to avoid any future encounters but instead are pleasently awakened by him slipping off the chair and plummeting in the middle of the crowd. Silence follows and the music seems to stop. The first one to say a word, is one of your buddies, you know the guy who can drink anything and is just a party machine, he bursts out with a "you fucked up" while pointing with his finger mere inches from the kids stupid face. The second verse is accompanied by everyone at the party, and a smug feeling comes over you because you now everyone else knows that he DROPPED THE BALL! You later continue to make friends by using the opening line, "fuck that kids a stain."
A mental condition where one bears the psychological scars of being fucked over for a long period of time. The individual experiences continuous psychological beatings by another person, or by an environment, which lays the groundwork for that individual to seemingly "suddenly snap." Fuckophrenia can best be defined as the mental stage that occurs right before the stage going postal.
The symptoms of fuckophrenia are usually ramblings about getting fucked over: "These motherfuckers keep fucking with me. No matter what I do they just keep fucking with me." That individual is about to bust skulls wide open. Keep on her good side; she'll most likely warn you before she blows up the joint.
"These people keep fucking with me, day in and day out. One day I'm going to come up in here and just punch everybody in the face!" ~ An example statement from someone who suffers from fuckophrenia.
A deviant sexual act whereby a large log-like turd is frozen in a freezer and once solid is then used as a dildo to fuck a girl's pussy. It can be done by a girl on her own, or as a group activity with two or more people. If others are present, the shit that is left behind inside her as it melts can be licked away.
Dude, did you hear what 'guy' did to 'girl'? He gave her a 7-inch Ice-burner last night! Those two are fucked up!