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1. fucked in half
being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
2. fucked in half
it means really fuckin drunk
we were drinkin and i got fucked in half
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