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A rare breed of dinosaur found mostly in bars and night clubs. This animal drinks only beer, and it calls members of the opposite sex "My bitches and hoes." The fuckalotapuss is an unevolved form of the North American Porch Monkey.
"Yo, my nigga, you such a fuckalotapuss!"
"Yea, son, but you see that lickalotapuss over there? She bangin'!"
"I wonder if she'd give me a blumpkin."
by chrishat February 20, 2008