Pretty expensive mp3 player that some people like to hate.
Person 1: Hey it's like, my iPod it so g*ddamn broke down it's like, FUCK THE SYSTEM, pretty cool huh?
Me: Mine still works great..
Person 1: ...
This product is a portable music player made by Microsoft. It was meant to compete with Apple's iPod. Among other things that the iPod does well, it is aestecially pleasing unlike the Zune.
The standard iPod comes in white or black, while the nanos (formally called minis) come in rainbow colors. The shuffle was formally white, and now silver. Notice that nowhere does apple use the color brown.
Microsoft decided to use brown on their "Zune" (where the fuck did they get the name "zune" anyway?) to make it look like a piece of dog shit to represent it's function.
Person one: "Aww shit, I think I just stepped in dog shit!!"
Person two: "No, that was my new Zune."
Person one: "Okay, now you can get an iPod."
A portable music playing device that is awesome, unfortunately haters feel that they must flame it just because they don't like them.
Ipod owner: Hey I just bought an ipod check it out!
Hater: Noez!!11!! i h8 teh ipodzzz th3y suxorz you fuckin emo fag get a zen or a zune
Ipod owner: Um, Its my money, I can buy what I want fucktard.
Hater: STFU ipodz sux
Ipod owner: Fuck off, stupid mac hating microsoft fanboy
the deletion of songs from your iPod
Fuck, man. I want more songs on my iPod, so I had to perform an iBortion on some of my shitty ones.
The anticipation of getting onto a Subway, Metro or El car that is free of loud, foul-mouthed smelly-armed teens, perky little just out of college, fresh into the work-force kids who use like after every word and cell phone users, i.e. Bluetool or cell phone fuck, talking about nothing adults want to hear after a hard day of work.
Quiet cartemplation is non-existant in D.C. on Fridays after 4:00PM.
Get out your iPod as there will be no quiet cartemplation today.
In a moment of quiet cartemplation, I got caught in some ghetto chick's cell loop.
Can you please, "like", shut the PHUCK up? I don't want to hear your mouth, I'm looking for a little quiet cartemplation here!
The perfect action to promote quiet cartemplation: cell phone bitch slap.
When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.
"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"
Abbreviation for "the fuck shut up". As Plato once spoke through the character of Socrates to give us the cave allegory, Jesus Diaz of Gizmodo.com has spoken through Yoda to tell Luke Skywalker to TSFU.
persons A, B, and C: "The new iPod will look fantastic next to our iPhones and iMacs!"
person X: "TFSU! You guys are all Apple fanboys"