Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.
The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
2. n. the art of procreation
3. n. a pervert, retard, or utter mistake of a human being
4. v. (-ed) to be in utter distress, to have been screwed over
5. v. (with with) to harass or provoke
6. v. (with up) to take a completely hopeless situation and make it that much worse; to do harm to something or someone
7. n. (with off) he who publically demonstrates he is an asshole
8. v. (with off) to demand ones immediate dismissal
9. int. (with holy, Jesus, awww, shit, or oh) to loudly express an overload of emotion
10. v. (with you)to damn one to an everlasting and firey hell
11. adj. (-ing) shows that you really fucking mean it
12. n. (-er) insidious little back stabbing bastard among false friended toilet tussues of human beings
13. n. (with hole) female reproductive pore
14. int. (with what the) expressing utter confusion
2. Every now and then you need a good fuck.
3. Unfortunately we are all surrounded by stupid fucks in SUVs.
4. Wow I'm fucked.
5. Wanna fuck with that dudes pitbull.
6. Way to fuck up douche bag.
7. Hold on for one second while I shut up that fuck off.
8. Fuck off scum bag!
9. Awww fuck, you didn't.
10. Fuck you, wanker.
11. When i get out of this ditch im ganna fucking rip your head off and feed it to my goat.
12. You little fucker get out of my house.
13. Escuse me Tart, I think you know nothing of fuck holes.
14. What the fuck was that shit about.