|29.||go fuck a goat|
an expression; usually directed towards a particularly stupid guy who wants to do something inappropriate to you.
however dont expect them to understand this simple phrase when you say it. they'll act confused and be all like what?
just warning you.
-hey want to come on by to my house tonight? my parents are gone.
-go fuck a goat asshole.
Prehaps one of the most interesting wordsmore...
In the English language today is the word fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f"
Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word "fleckin" which means to strike
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance
"John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb
It's meanings not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective as in
"John's doing all the fucking work."
As an adverb
"Shirley talks too fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun
"I don't give a fuck!"
As a part of a word
And as almost every word in the sentence
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of fuck
As in these examples describing situations such as
"I got fucked at the used car lot."
"Ah fuck it!"
"I guess I'm really fucked now."
"Don't fuck with me buddy"
"I don't understand this fucking question"
"Who the fuck was that?"
"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
"He's a fuck off"
"What don't you go outside and play hide-a...
|31.||cleveland merry go round|
When a man sticks his erect penis in a womans wet vagina and his friend spins him around.
I gave my girlfriend a Cleveland merry go round after we went to the fair.
When you drive your huge hard cock into your girlfriend's pussy, to give her the "big o" with your big one.
There are a number of slang terms for fuck. Among the most common are sex, sexual intercourse, make love, and go all the way.
YES! YES!! YES!!! YES!!!! FUCK ME!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!
|33.||Where you can go and what you can do while you're there|
A roundabout way of saying "go fuck yourself."
Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*
Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.
"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.
Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.
The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?
I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
|35.||fuck this shit|
Commonly said when you are at the end of your rope doing anything at all. Normally after you have felt bitchy and pissed off all day.
Sitting at the computer surfing around when you just get fed up and say "FUCK THIS SHIT" and go to bed.