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This phrase is often expressed when a person tries to perform any task after booting up their Windows PC (if they even get that far) and their system crashes, which is a common problem with Microsoft systems.
FUCK WINDOWS! Bill... you are a cruel, cruel man. I gotta get a Mac!
by vanillavillain January 24, 2012
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What you yell out when your computer is acting like a complete piece of shit and you are just sick and tired of it.
Fuck Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!
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1. a body opening, in which, the act of fucking is accomplished
2. the time frame when fucking is appropriate or likely
I was more then positive she was going to let me smash after our date, but she shut that fuck window as soon as we got back to her place.
by TheTaint September 27, 2012
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