A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.
Also can be referred to as a "Cock-Smack O Lantern"
Also can be referred to as a "Cock-Smack O Lantern"
by Stigglyz June 23, 2011
by Gords Gone Wild October 25, 2020
1. The result of receiving a poor haircut.
2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.
3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.
4. Having had your skull banged out.
2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.
3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.
4. Having had your skull banged out.
Mrs. Doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin fucked the day before her sons queero wedding.
Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.
Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.
Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.
Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.
by Oily Depths March 28, 2010
putting a pumpkin between the vagina and the wiener and smashing repeatedly so pieces of the pumpkin are buried into the vagina
by Bitch Groceries November 9, 2013