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1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.
1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle
Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.
by HAIL January 05, 2005
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what to say when u wake up earley and relize you didnt do your home work
FUCK ME i didnt do my home work
by K dogg January 16, 2003
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wut u say in order to have rough sex and when it is screamed it means to do it harder
Ah! Fuck me like theres no tommorrow!
by U.D. February 18, 2004
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A curse, usually said when agitated or frustrated, similar to 'Damn.'
*After stepping on a painful, upward facing plug*

'FUCKME'
by HelenSaysHello August 21, 2009
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To slide your hard cock into me, and make me feel good. I want every inch inside my pussy!!!!
Sliding that hard cock into me , as I say "Fuck Me I want it all the way in me, slide it in me harder and deeper"
by Maryilyn June 08, 2006
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What I'll say to you when I want you to slide your big cock into my tight little pussy and pound me hard and fast and deep until I'm screaming.
When Lucy finished sucking on Ben's dick, he asked her if she was ready. "Oh yeah, fuck me hard baby" she replied. Ben pulled Lucy onto all fours and began to slide his joystick into her. "Oh yeah baby... ooooh yeah... oh, fuck me harder." Ben sped up and pushed his cock in deeper and deeper until his balls were banging against her lower lips. "Oh yeah... fuck me."
by sxcsera April 06, 2008
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