Examples of fuck faces would be spoiled rich kids that smirk, Irish kids with the pushed-in pug and freckles, and teenagers who look down their noses at you.
Can Tommy O'Leary fit anymore freckles on that fuck face?
Don't eyeball me fuck face or I'll knock your ass into next Tuesday!
"yeah whatever you say, fuckface."
An ugly dumbass prick.
Lo and behold, the fates decided to agree with his request and grant it in the most hideous manner possible, for when he awoke the next day, instead of gazing at the ceiling above him, an inflamed phallus emerged from each eyelid.
He soon found himself standing on street corners, destitude and holding up a cardboard sign that read "Please be my friend" while civilians passed by and laughed, for he couldn't hide his erections, and when limp, his new penis-eyes looked hideous as ever. Kevin sat down and began to weep, though it was naught but urine trickling down his cheeks.
Truly, a lesson is to be learned from all this: Be careful what you wish for!