White dude in the hood rolls his window down:
White Dude "Excuse me sir do you know where I can purchase some wine coolers?"
Hood Nigga "What? this the hood fuck boy, gimme ya wallet..and them shoes"
"Fuck Fat Joe!...fuckboy!!..pussy!!"
you: Cool how was it?
friend: When I got there, he said he smoked his weed and asked if I would throw down this time.
you: So did you?
friend: Yeah, he said he'll pay me back
you: Damn dude, you're dumb he's never gunna pay you back
friend: Why not?
you: Cuz dude, he's a straight fuckboy