A dirty device created by combining a wooden box about the size of a tissue container with holes cut in it covered with rubber from old mudflaps and filled with vaseline and grape jelly. the box is then connected to an old vacuum cleaner and is used by a dirty old man who answers questions on yahoo answers all day and is to large to reach his penis to masturbate. a lot of times he will convert his sons old nerf toys into butt rockets and divorce his wife for trying to stop him. he will also neglect his house payments and the bank will repo it however he will still stay down in the basement with his dirty little fuck box.
WIFE: "goddamnit Mike what the hell is that thing"
MIKE: "Fuck you laurie, I want a divorce"
WIFE: "It's like that thing is all that matters to you anymore"
MIKE: "It's the only thing in this life that gives me any pleasure at all. at least the fuck box can't ignore or deny my sexual needs. i need a woman Not a DISFUNCTIONAL CUNT. you can have the kids and the house just leave me my fuck box. Oh, yeah and the vacuum cleaner."
by Papa Lithgow February 16, 2011
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Top Definition
Another term for a vagina, otherwise known as a box, hence fuck box. Should really be fuckbox.
So what did you stick in her fuckbox?
by slip March 24, 2005
A complete and utter slag that you are pounding or have pounded and have no respect what so ever for.
hey eric you should see the fuck box i met last night. she was a complete slut
by Kezzy U NO November 25, 2007
the female genitalia
I don't have a small cock, you've got a huge fuckbox.
by ass spelunker September 05, 2003
Slutty attractive girl with the personailty and intelligence of a cardboard box; an easy fuck. OGFS
Keith: How'd it go with that fit girl from work last night?
Jerald: Dude, she was a total fuckbox.
Keith: Nice...
by Homak October 21, 2011
a large wooden enclosure with multiple holes in it to fuck. you can also keep sex slaves in it.
hey buddy, when are you going to let those girls out of the fuck box?
by tre jacob January 03, 2008
A person who has sex with a lot of people.
That girl had sex with a lot of people, she's such a fuck box.
by AimeeMMMMMM June 27, 2005

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