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An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
by Quackalishus March 22, 2004
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Well fuckaduck! I never knew such a position was possible!
by JSlayerUK March 30, 2005
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When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.
"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"
by Phil May 23, 2004
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Crude Song Sang To The Tune Row-Row-Row-Your-Boat
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
GangBang an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
motorboat a pregnant goat
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
by QuackMeNicely November 04, 2009
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fuck a duck! we're going to crash!
by Anonymous August 30, 2002
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being surprised by somthing or someone.
well fuck a duck, look who decided to show his face!
by siliman rebrag December 04, 2004
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An expression of frustration when something minor goes wrong.
you've just spilled something on your new shirt. Ah fuckaduck....
by Emmsie84 December 27, 2011
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