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The annoying moment when your on the computer on facebook and suddenly a fly appears and starts annoying you a lot! And then you feel the urge to go to the toilet but you dont want to move of your place because your scared someones going to talk to you on facebook but soon you realize no ones going to talk to you so you go to the toilet. When you come back 20,000 people have talked to youm and you go FUCK!
Ohh FUCK!
by Shalalalaa June 27, 2011

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Originally from the English anagram F.U.C.K. or Fornication Under Consent of King. Used to show anger, love, disappointment, and sadness.
tim and nancy just got married so now their goin to go f.u.c.k.
You fuckin asshole!
wanna go fuck after lunch?
fuck i'm lonely!!
by Barron von hughgendohng May 25, 2011

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Basically the best word ever created. Can mean strong anger or sexual intercourse. To fuck someone is usually a goal for some but for inferior members of the human race this goal will never be met its kind of sad. there are some members of the world that overdose on this such as charlie sheen. :P
Person a: Fuck!!!!! that hurt.

New person: Hey baby wanna fuck tonight??????

Baby: Fuck no i have a head ache!
by FFuxxed your mom December 21, 2010

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To express extreme dismay.
Now that Obama's president, we're all fucked.
by obamafuckingsucksballs May 05, 2010

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to have sex.

something people say when something bad happens
lets go fuck in the bathroom!

oh FUCK!, i forgot my homework at home
by awkwardstupid March 10, 2009

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A word that can deal with sex, anger, happiness, pain, or any other emotion or action that people could go through. It is the only F-word to have the term "F-word" or "F-bomb". Parents label this word ad the worst of all words to use. If you are using the word "shit" instead of "fuck", your parents will not care as much. But will still get mad. It is also popular with certain school groups. It is also known to be the first swear word we lean and the most noticeable sign language word there is.
"Jack gave his teacher the finger today."
"Oh man, I almost dropped the F-bomb"
"DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME YOUNG MAN?"
"Oh fuck me!"
"come on, fuck me harder"
"Oh fuck yeah!"
"Owww...fuck me..."
by xchris May 01, 2008

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The etymology of this term is said to have originated from many a possibility, including truth and farcity. The highest possibility is that of Germanic origin, being it is found in many a cognate throughout several Germanic languages. German- Ficken (to copulate). Dutch- Fokken (to breed). dialectical Norwegian- fukka (to copulate. dialectical Swedish- fucka (to strike, copulate) and fuck (penis). It also has possible Celtic, Greek, Latin, and Anglo-Saxon origins, most of which are based on situational absolutes.
Many farce etymologies of this term are of acronymic origin for the word, such as:
- Fornication Under Carnal/Cardinal Knowledge
- Fornication Under Control/consent/command (of the) King
- False Use (of) Carnal Knowledge
- Felonious Use (of) Carnal Knowledge
- Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (generaly used to refer to rape).
Today, in america and many other countries, this term has been morphed and twisted into a much more "useful" form of usage. It's current definition is that of many, all molding the term into explitive form. Commonly refered to as the F Bomb, it can be used to express many emotions, such as anger, frustration, excitement, arousal, anxiety, being overwhelmed, being surprised, etc. It's most common form is that of an interjection, similar to missuse of the terms "bloody" in the UK, or "bloomin" in Australia. Usually "the" preceeds this term, almost acting as a disclaimer of sorts. All in all, it's a word that is seemingly taboo and yet so commonly used today.
Common Examples Include:

"What the FUCK!"
(Exclamation)
"Why the fuck do you think you are?"
(somewhat interjective)
"Fuck me."
(Verb)
"I'm fuckin' awesome!"
(adverb)
"I don't give a flying fuck"
(noun)
"Oooooh fuck, baby..."
(seemingly meaningless, but somehow explains everything)
by Of Short Reprise March 26, 2008

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