fuck
Fuck!
by BITCH NAW January 16, 2015

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1. Opinion
2. Confusion
3. Question
4. Dismissal
1. Look at that fucker
2. What the fuck
3. Who the fuck was he?
4. Why don't you go outside and play, hide-and-go fuck yourself
by Zephyr July 06, 2014

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1. Verb. To have sex

2. Noun. Something to yell out in the middle of math class.
Bertha and Tom stripped. Bertha smiled at his dick and started massaging it with her hands. He was hard as a rock so she switched to her mouth, and sucked his dick for a little bit by twirling her tongue around the head and the bobbing her head back and forth across the whole dick. She ended by blowing softly on the head, which caused tom to cum. She swallowed half of it and rubbed the other half all over him. He then returned the favor by fingering her and then eating her out. he collected as much cum as possible while fingering her and then massaged her boobs, spreading the cum all over them. He then grabbed handcuffs and locked her to the bed. He inserted his fully hard, foot long and two inches wide dick into her tight cunt. He felt her vagina tingling just from the four inches in her was. "OHH TOM DEEPER FASTER GO HARDER UHH BABY OHH" he pulled out and fingered her some more, and put the cum in her mouth. He got back in and banged her until they both orgasmed. She got out of the handcuffs and he got in them. She wasted no time. She wanted that bad boy in her. She got on top and put as much of the penis in her as she could. She humped him for ten minutes until it got completely in her. She continued to bang him until another orgasm occurred. After that tom fingered her some more and when pulling his hand out gave her a hot wax and then ate her out. They fucked once more, this time rolling over so both had a chance on top to grind and hump each other.
by cuddlebear May 28, 2014

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Failure to Understand our Capacity for Kindess
No, Rex, F.U.C.K (FUCK) stands for 'failing to understand our capacity for kindness.' It's an acronym. Though I suppose this isn't a game anymore. Is it?

from far cry 3 blood dragon
by blood dragom March 09, 2014

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The essence of life captured in a single word.
Jay: Fuck.

Silent Bob: ...
by Mopzilla February 03, 2014

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A standard unit of measurement used to quantify exactly how much you care about someone's petty problems

20/760 Watts = 1 fuck

Conversion based upon penalizing people who say “I give no fucks” for their phrasing. The number NO in the duotrigesimal number system corresponds to 23*32^1 + 24*32^0, or 760 in the decimal system. This along with the average power of the human brain (20 Watts) leads me to say that 20/760 Watts = 1 fuck. So if someone were to say “I give NO fucks about your problem” what they’re really saying is “I am devoting the full power of my brain to solving your problem”
Person 1: "I give approximately 732.47 fucks"

Person 2: "Wow, your really putting some effort into this."
by Quantify this bitch November 16, 2012

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word has probable cognates in other Germanic languages, such as German ficken (to fuck); Dutch fokken (to breed, to strike, to beget); dialectal Norwegian fukka (to copulate), and dialectal Swedish fokka (to strike, to copulate) and fock (penis). This points to a possible etymology where Common Germanic fuk– comes from an Indo-European root meaning "to strike", cognate with non-Germanic words such as Latin pugnus "fist". By reverse application of Grimm's law, this hypothetical root has the form *pug–. In early Proto-Germanic the word was likely used at first as a slang or euphemistic replacement for an older word for intercourse, and then became the usual word for intercourse.
Yet another possible etymology is from the Old High German word pfluog, meaning "to plow, as in a field".
"...Ahh, fuck it!"
by IchbinDeutsche! January 04, 2012

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