Fornication Under Consent of King- F.U.C.K - urban legend states that to have sex with your mate in the middle ages you first had to get consent of the King. This was because if he wanted he could have the woman first. Is they got consent, the couple would receive a document with F.U.C.K. written on it.
The king gave a F.U.C.K. to the couple.
by swolf September 28, 2006
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word Fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, Fuck is the only word referred to as The F word.
It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word Flicken which means To strike.
In English, Fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, John fucked Shirley, as an intransitive verb, Shirley fucks.
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As the object of an adverb, Shirley is fucking beautifully.
As a noun: I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word: Abso-fucking-lutly or In-fucking-credible.
And as almost every work in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you may realize, there are very few words with the versatility of Fuck.
As in these examples describing situations such as,
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: Aww, fuck it, Trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression: Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that.
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a fuck off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!
These are the lyrics from Adam Sander's song The Uses Of The Word Fuck.
by Shawn Underwood January 11, 2008
fuck can have many definitions like love or lust, or a hate word, or can even be used to mean frustration.....
"sara i wanna fuck you so hard"!!!

"fuck you jim"!!!

"man this test is so fucking hard"!!!
by buffalo JMR September 03, 2012
The most versatile fucking word ever conceived of by mankind, in the fucking history of reality.
Fuck the fucking fuckers. Fuck it.
by General Zod. November 11, 2010
sexual intercourse
when the penis is inside the womens vagina and sperm is ejaculated.This is fuck
by whos ur momma April 24, 2009
An inappropriate remark. Usually used when your trying to exaggerate something or make a point.
Fuck you bud you ugly ass fuck
by nanaimo anon - b frid March 19, 2015
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