"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.

Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.

NOTE:

The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
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Derived from the old english acronymic phrase (F.U.C.K) Fornication Under Consent of the King
Oh look, that door has a fuck sign on it,they obviously have consent from our king to make a baby
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Word originally used during the crusades by the European Crusaders meaning:
Fornication
Under
Consent (of the)
King
Meaning they were permitted by their respective kings to bang during their travels to the holy land
Sir Dave: "Dude I railed that hot Arab chick in the bathroom last night, I'm cool though right?"
Sir Rick: "Yeah dude remember, FUCK"
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An abbreviated form of the angry (and over used) fuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mac: We┬┤re in Barcelona right now without you. We called your phone 10000 times and u wouldnt wake up. dumbass.

Mario: Fuck!
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everyone's favorite word.
a: what's your favorite word?
b: same as everyone else's!
a: ohh... you mean fuck!
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Fuck is a word for sex,slang,ect....
''what the fuck do you want.''

''holy fuck did you see that''

''i want you to fucking fuck me in my fuckin ass bitch''

''i want to fuck your mom.'' ''fuck yes''

''fuck who fuck me no fuck you... damn fucker fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck everyone bitch.''
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When two people connect there private parts together and create pleasure!
Beth : It was so nice to see you and your family together at church yesterday you should go more often!
Chad : Yeah I have to work a lot of Sunday's but it's such a rewarding feeling to get in touch with the lord!
Kiersten : Hey Chad I think I left my panties in your bed Saturday night could you bring them by my place after work.
Beth : O My God do you Fuck another women besides your wife?
Chad : Hell no I Fuck many women besides my wife!
Beth : You god damn dirty asshole I hope you go to hell!
Chad : Wow what A dirty mouth you have guess I will see you there!
Beth : And I bet you don't even work on Sunday's either!
Chad : Hey sex is work I only have 4 hours to Fuck 5 women and 2 guy's!
Beth : You fuck guy's too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Originated from when the British ruled over the Irish long ago. The Brits wanted Ireland for themselves but the Irish stood their ground and wouldn't leave. So the British government created a new law that allowed any British soldier to sleep with any Irish woman on the first night of her wedding. This law was called Fornication Under Consent of the King, or F.U.C.K. as an acronym.
If we can't kick them out, we'll fuck them out!
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