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16.
"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.

Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.

NOTE:

The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
by LordOfTheCynics December 10, 2006
 
36.
Fornicating Under Consensual Knowledge a.k.a FUCK (caps) or fuck (lowercase for those lazy bastards who can't hold the shift key).
Person 1: Do you FUCK?
Person 2: Why yes, I do FUCK.
Person 1: FUCK is sooo good!
Person 2: Yup, FUCK sure is. :)
Person 1: I am FUCKing right now.... :D
Person 2: Oh indeed.
 
37.
A common word used to describe sexual intercourse.
"John wants to fuck Sally in the ass, but Sally refuses because she is a prude"
by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar November 02, 2006
 
38.
to stand out in the middle of the street and yell FUCK!
FUCK! That car is gonna hit me!
by Tyhr August 08, 2007
 
39.
Same defination as fuck but it is stated with not such certainity and confidence. It is stated very smoothly and calmly, and stated as a question. Usually stated when one is not sure if he/she should actually say fuck, or doesn't find it necessary to say fuck with aggression.
<A baby drops something from its mouth on your foot>
You: fuck?
by N/A October 19, 2004
 
40.
A word that can be used for anything whether it is good or bad.
1. Fuck, that hurt!

2. You are as ugly as fuck.

3. Damn, that girl is fine as fuck!

4. I wanna fuck that girl!

5. Fuck you bitch!

6. I'm going to fuck you up when u come to the spot we're fighting at!
by .408:: September 30, 2007
 
41.
Yelling fuck! In a real loud voice combining all of

of your emotions into one word at one moment .. FUCK!
Yeah, I was mowing my yard and all of a sudden..
gets hit in the balls FUCK!!!!
by yourmomsucksweiner December 09, 2009
 
42.
What you need to do at least once in your life.
I need to fuck.
by Psyber October 07, 2008