"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.

Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.


The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
by LordOfTheCynics December 10, 2006
Friends You Can Keep or Fuck Buddies
Man: Hey, do you want to be Fuck Buddies?
Woman: Sure
by Chris Rutherford June 12, 2008
Fornication Under Consent of the King..
The blacksmith's daughter had to wait months before she could FUCK the Prince and enjoy his bodily fluids or man foam...
by Cpl W May 18, 2008
Sexual intercourse. Prostitutes in the 17th century were charged with the crime of: Forbidden Use of Carnal Knowledge, this got abbreiviated on the charge shhet as F.U.C.K.
Pros 1 What d'you get charged wi??
Pros 2 Fuckin!
by Skowz May 01, 2008
1. An act of sexual intercourse.
2. A contemptible person

3. The act of sexual intercouse.
4. To break something esp. mechanical.

5. An exclamation of annoyance, frustration, surprise, pain or ecstacy.
1. She was a great fuck last night.
2. What a lazy fuck he is. He's a fat fuck. What a lucky fuck!
3. I'm gonna fuck her brains out tonight.
4. My watch is fucked. That's my chances of winning fucked.
5. Fuck sake! Fuck off!
Fuck, he's stinks of BO!
Fuck me, I can't believe it!
Fuck, they're going to win now.
(During a blow job, being wanked off or when fucking) - I'm gonna cum, ah yeah, here it comes - oh, fuck! Fuck, that's good.
Ah, fuck! Who put that fucking chair in my way?!
by C Campbell April 25, 2008
Vulgar word which is used as another term for sex. Also is a vulgar word that can be offensive to all, which relates to anger at someone. This word should not be used because of its vulgarity.
That man fucked that woman; fuck you *someone*
by Forsaken Child February 24, 2008
can be used as literally any part of speech in any context. The most useful word in the modern English language. See also fucking.
"What the fuck?"
"Fuck you"
"Fuck me"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"He did fuckingly well on that test."
"Jessie is totally fuckable."
by bflow October 19, 2007
you pretty much say this to emphasize something, either good or bad.
that was fucking awesome
that was fucking bad
it also accents your speech.
Fuck you fucking fuckers who fuck the fucking fucker fucking their fucker
by s. esse April 11, 2007

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