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16.
"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.

Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.

NOTE:

The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
by LordOfTheCynics December 10, 2006
 
218.
Noun; The act of making love

Verb; To make love

Verb; An inquisition
Guy: I had a fuck once.
Girl: Didn't I just fuck you?
Guy: Who the fuck are you?

by Sgt. Sexual Harassment Panda November 18, 2007
 
219.
1. Broke.
2. Crash.
3. Fail.

In some places you can use fucked.
1. I fuck(ed) my leg. I fuck(ed) my leg.
2. I was drunk...so I fuck(ed) my car.
3. Did you do the exam? Yes, but I fuck(ed) myself.
by Johnattan October 19, 2007
 
220.
can be used as literally any part of speech in any context. The most useful word in the modern English language. See also fucking.
"What the fuck?"
"Fuck you"
"Fuck me"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"Fan-fucking-tastic!"
"He did fuckingly well on that test."
"Jessie is totally fuckable."
"Fuck!"
by bflow October 19, 2007
 
221.
(1)the "f word" also known as the "f bomb"
(2)to have sex or the act of having sex
(3)a gaywad, dick, or cock
(4)an insult
(5)an expression meaning forget this
fuck this, bitch!
i'm gunna fuck (enter name here) tonight at my house
fuck u, dick!
ur such a fuck, man!
by MuZiKiZmIiWuRlD February 18, 2007
 
222.
1. v. Old English for, "To Hit"
1. "Man, I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you won't know what happened!"
by fhorn42 March 17, 2009
 
223.
Fuck originally meant to Fornicate Under the Consent of the King(F.U.C.K.), which is why people generally use the term as slang for sex.
Anne: Are we finally permitted to Fornicate Under the Consent of the King?

Edward: Yes, we may fuck!
by Lady_Hailey March 30, 2008
 
224.
to "fuck" someone. sex
"I was bored so I fucked a llama."
by JDILZZ November 28, 2007