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11.
Once had shock value, but is now more common than a tattoo on a fat girl's back.
"You think this definition will get the thumbs up"?

"Do I fuck"

by irreverent August 04, 2006
 
15.
1) Man's initial thought when he wakes up next to a woman heavier than the bed itself.
WHAT THE FUCK...
by mikesayskissmyass June 21, 2006
 
16.
"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.

Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.

NOTE:

The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
by LordOfTheCynics December 10, 2006
 
17.
to roll with, be down with, respect.
"see, i fucks with you nigga, you my dawg you always be my dawg yah heard meh."
by Marlon January 08, 2005
 
18.
to insert
fuck that plug into the outlet
by HappyLotto July 18, 2010
 
19.
1. v. the pleasureful act of population the earth
2. n. the art of procreation
3. n. a pervert, retard, or utter mistake of a human being
4. v. (-ed) to be in utter distress, to have been screwed over
5. v. (with with) to harass or provoke
6. v. (with up) to take a completely hopeless situation and make it that much worse; to do harm to something or someone
7. n. (with off) he who publically demonstrates he is an asshole
8. v. (with off) to demand ones immediate dismissal
9. int. (with holy, Jesus, awww, shit, or oh) to loudly express an overload of emotion
10. v. (with you)to damn one to an everlasting and firey hell
11. adj. (-ing) shows that you really fucking mean it
12. n. (-er) insidious little back stabbing bastard among false friended toilet tussues of human beings
13. n. (with hole) female reproductive pore
14. int. (with what the) expressing utter confusion
1. Big Johnny never gets to fuck.
2. Every now and then you need a good fuck.
3. Unfortunately we are all surrounded by stupid fucks in SUVs.
4. Wow I'm fucked.
5. Wanna fuck with that dudes pitbull.
6. Way to fuck up douche bag.
7. Hold on for one second while I shut up that fuck off.
8. Fuck off scum bag!
9. Awww fuck, you didn't.
10. Fuck you, wanker.
11. When i get out of this ditch im ganna fucking rip your head off and feed it to my goat.
12. You little fucker get out of my house.
13. Escuse me Tart, I think you know nothing of fuck holes.
14. What the fuck was that shit about.
by riz January 13, 2004
 
20.
The best word in the world. Can be used in any situation. can be good or bad.
You wanna go fuck.
Fuck off!
Stop fucking around.
I fucking love this song!!
by olly olly oxenfree December 28, 2008
 
21.
Fornicate Under the Consent of the King
Originating in Old England, the general public would have to obtain permission or consent from the King in order to legally take part in sexual relations. And subsequent to granting concent, the King would issue a placard displaying FUCK as acronyms to hang upon your door.
by P-TUR PAN January 22, 2011