Top Definition
To hijack a partly-completed task from someone else, either directly or via unsolicited advice. Originated in whitewater raft guide culture, and is used most frequently for kitchen tasks.
I didn't mean to fuck your chicken, but you left these tomatoes sitting halfway sliced and I wanted to finish making the sandwiches.

Can I help you do that? I'm an expert at making alphabet-shaped pancakes.
No, I got it. Quit trying to fuck my chicken.
by bowling_pomeranian November 18, 2013

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