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9. fuck yo couch
If a motherfucker spill his motherfucking drink on you in the club while you fresh he fucking up yo couch man. If a bitch loud as hell in yo ear while you trying to get your smoke on or you sleep, she fucking up yo couch man. If the police come around this motherfucker messin up your paper they fucking up yo couch.
Fuck yo couch: nigga you fucking up my couch.
1. Fuck yo couch
1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.

2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch
1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"

2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
by Justin Oct 13, 2004 add a video
2. fuck yo couch
Comes from a Chappelle's show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy's brother) is telling stories from the 80's when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy's true hollywood stories or something. and he's talking about Rick James coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over Eddie's brand new expensive couch, and he's just yelling "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAH!" so they beat the crap out of him.
Fuck yo couch, niggah!
3. Fuck Yo Couch
Its like disrespecting someones house. A persons couch is where they spend alot of of time.
"hey lets go chill at my pad"
"man, fuck yo couch, lets go to mine"
by couchmasta Sep 13, 2004 add a video
4. fuck yo couch
When a black man destroys another black man's couch.
"Fuck yo couch nigga!"
by ScottiesRules Sep 23, 2004 add a video
5. Fuck Yo Couch
A disrespectful expression meaning that you would not hesitate to or you already have placed your muddy boots all over someone's couch.
"Why would you go and put your muddy boots over my couch like it's something to do."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."
by G Basic Jun 9, 2004 add a video
6. Fuck yo couch
go fuck yourself, in a defusing situation while talking shit
Jonny: Nigga yous gay.

Damon: Fuck yo couch nigga
7. fuck yo couch
Dissing someone else's crew, or crib.
Giants - "We just schooled your ass."
Patriots - "Man, fuck yo couch."
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