fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.
fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.
adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'
adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'
Mate 2: Man, she was so loose I had to settle for a fuck-wank and go to sleep.