One whom wields so much fucking bullshit that they must have a wagon attatched to their ass to carry it all.
Eric: "Hey Billy, I had your mother last night."
Billy: "Fuck off Eric, you're full of shit."
Eric: "You know Claire, I heard Billy likes to wear little girls panties for fun."
Claire: "God Billy, Eric is such a fuckwagon, why do you hang out with him?"
Billy: "I don't. Who told you I hang out with him?"
Claire: "HE did."
Billy: "God, what a FUCKWAGON!"
Billy: "Fuck off Eric, you're full of shit."
Eric: "You know Claire, I heard Billy likes to wear little girls panties for fun."
Claire: "God Billy, Eric is such a fuckwagon, why do you hang out with him?"
Billy: "I don't. Who told you I hang out with him?"
Claire: "HE did."
Billy: "God, what a FUCKWAGON!"
by KaiKai June 7, 2007
1)One who treats his 'friends' terribly, must always argue about everything.
2)One who must always be right, and always be the best at whatever is unders discussion at the given time.
3)One who might talk out both sides of their mouth, a backstabber, an asshole.
2)One who must always be right, and always be the best at whatever is unders discussion at the given time.
3)One who might talk out both sides of their mouth, a backstabber, an asshole.
by guessieus-whosieus January 12, 2004
When presenting the word fuckwagon to others and emphasizing it in an old English way. Usually done to those you dislike making yourself seem sarcastic.
by postinspector June 30, 2018