Warren: Dunno dude but as we're going to that complete meat market of a club tonight there should be plenty of sluts their whose fuck tubes need plugging.
Dave: Yeah man, you gotta violate those fucking fuck tubes!
Employee #2: What?
Employee #1: I just sent the boss an email by mistake.
Employee #2: So?
Employee #1: It was '10 things to say to your dick of a boss to guarantee you get fired out of a job you hate'.
Employee #2: Ouch. Seeya!