| 1. | fuck her headlights out | ||
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Term used to describe vigorous sex with a some hot bitch. Usually used in a hypothetical situation- bar talk. Frank was all boozed up when he gestured to that bitch in the corner and said to me, "hey... how would you like to fuck her headlights out." Frank is such a moron.
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| 2. | padiddle | ||
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A game Played in the car. Driving down the road. One, in the car, spots a car with one head light out. Now this counts for headlights, or the markers yellow lights below or beside the headlights The one spotting this so called, padiddle, states: "padiddle", hits the roof, and the others in the car must take off one article of clothing. When playing with 2 people, person to be naked first, must bemain naked for the remainder of the car ride, the winer, gets to put their clothing back on. If playing with 3 or more people, the game keeps going until everyone but the one with the most clothing on, the naked ones, remain naked until end of ride. most dressed, gets to put his or her clothing back on. Jessica:PADIDDLE!
Shane: FUCK! Theres no way, I didn't see it. It doesn't count. Jessica:Fuck that,Yes it does, Take off your pants. HAHHA! |
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| 3. | Foo-Flash | ||
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1. The rapid flashing of your cars headlights to tell someone to move out of the way.
2. can be used on slow drivers. 3. From the term "F.U Flash", meaning "Fuck you Flash" Driver: This bitch in his Mercury ain't gettin out the way.
Passenger: So bring on the Foo-Flash! *flash flash* Driver: Next time don't drive at 40km/h on the freeway! |
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| 4. | NTBHF | ||
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NTBHF, or "Nice To Be Heard From" is an ending comment to an e-mail that gets the point across from the sender to the receiver that YOU ARE ACKNOWLEDGING YOURSELF to THEM, in the event that the receiver is a total jack-ass who doesn't acknowledge or reply to your original e-mail. more...
This abbreviation can be multi-purpose for texting, voicemails, faxes, postcards, letters, any basic old fashion face to face conversation, or other means of official business communication. NTBHF, aka "NICE TO BE HEARD FROM" is meant to be an in your face derrogatory comment or reply to those people who neglect or ignore a reply to you from you taking the time to communicate with that specific person. This abbreviation can be used every single day in a business sense, especially targeting those who are constantly late in replying back to you, costing you and the company money, time, patience, or a combination of all three. Fellow employees like this are normally found to be totally selfish, kiss-assed, lazy, whiny complainers, and are clueless to their own ignorance. And frankly, they don't really care about anything but themselves, with the thought of everything in their own little mind-fuck fantasies in the real corporate business world revolves around them. So, have you met someone like this before?...chances are everyone has at one time or another. |
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| 5. | fencelights | ||
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Used when a group of people are sneaking around outside in the dark, for example trying to steal something from someone's back yard or throw rocks at cars, and someone spots a person coming who is not of their group; they either yell FENCELIGHTS loudly as a warning and everybody runs like hell, or they can secretly whisper it or transmit it over 2 way radio so everyone can clear the area stealthily. Similar to the common "five-0" but is used to indicate someone who doesnt know what theyre looking for, such as an innocent passer-by. Used among people formerly and still of several Edmonton (Canada) area high schools.
Etymology- When us friends were going through some guys shed, when a car came we were in plain view and the only warning of this was car headlights shining off the fence; and from then on there and everywhere else it came to be known as Fencelights. Fencelights!!!! Everybody get the fuck out!! (everyone runs to a safe spot)
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| 6. | F.I.A.T. | ||
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"Fuck In A Truck". This would be the guy in the huge truck that makes harassment of innocent drivers on the road his regular business. M.O. includes tailgating, taking corners with little-to-no breaking, and possessing a generally obnoxious, pissed off type of energy. Typical F.I.A.T. behavior includes (but not limited to): riding your ass for going ONLY 15 mph OVER the speed limit, then whipping around you and deafening you with his pimped out dual exhaust system, and completing the transaction by squeezing back in front of you in the 30" inches you left between yourself and the car in front of you. Also, vehicle of choice most commonly includes a decal of Calvin pissing on a ford/chevy/dodge logo adhered to the back window.
I couldn't see the pedestrian crossing the street, officer, because I was temporarily blinded by some F.I.A.T. and his 1 million watt headlights riding my ass for the past 10 minutes.
or On my way home from work tonight I thought I was being followed by a U.F.O. But... it turns out it was just a F.I.A.T. |
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| 7. | California Driver | ||
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The worst driver on the face of the planet. Frequently seen drifting in and out of lanes without signal or checking mirrors/blindspots, going extremely slow, not using headlights and/or wipers in the rain, driving extremely slow during the slightest of drizzles, generally just freaking the fuck out when driving in the rain. Also known for driving with a cell phone to their ears, despite the face their state is one of the first to pass laws prohibiting them from doing so. Man, that California driver almost sideswiped me!
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