| 57. | dirty quacker | ||
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the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker
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| 58. | Mongoloid Duckling | ||
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When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded. Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?
Who the fuck are you talking to? Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling. Fuck it, I'm going home. |
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| 59. | Grenade Theory | ||
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THE GRENADE THEORY:
1. Throwing an object at someone else for no reason is 'dread'. 2. 'Grenading' someone for no reason is perfectly acceptable. 3. Once 'Grenaded', the victim cannot retaliate unless to 'Grenade' them back. Got that? HOW TO GRENADE SOMEONE: 1. Choose your object. It can be anything EXCEPT a grenade. Obviously. 2. Throw your object at your victim, whilst shouting "Grenade!" 3. Duck. Please note that step 3 is important. Many people do not duck after 'Grenading' someone, making the 'Grenading' void, and meaning the victim can retaliate. Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary and ducks* Gary: What the fuck! You bastard! Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man? Gary: Oh, right. Carry on. OR Bob: GRENADE! *throws brick at Gary* Gary: What the fuck was that for? Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man? Gary: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DUCK! *Gary beats Bob into a pulp* |
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| 60. | VacationGF | ||
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When someone goes "wtf, WHEN have you ever had sex?", -with a fictional girl on vacation. Amy..what was her last name..she didnt say. A vacationGF may not always be an imaginary person, if a hotel waitress smiles at you that means she wants to have sex with you and therefore you had sex with her. Similar to a WhereIusedtoliveGF and FromMyOldWorkGF. dont lie youve never had sex. "I have she was a vacationGF you wouldnt know her" bullshit "Its not, she was as wet as a ducks belly as soon as she saw me in the pool" how did you know if she was in the pool? :s "fuck off alright"
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| 61. | Globalsexual | ||
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A person who is attracted (and wants to fuck) everything. Like homosexual for a person who is attracted to someone of the same sex, heterosexual to someone of the opposite sex and bisexual to both genders. Dog: Am I gay?
Dude: I don´t know. Are you attracted to man dogs? Dog: Yes. Dog: And lady dogs Dog: And chairs Dog: And pillows Dog: And ducks Dog: I want to make love to the whole world Dude: Right. You're Globalsexual |
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| 62. | Duck | ||
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Ducks, other known as as vile, terrifying despicable creatures that walk the earth to simply terrify. You try to like feed their ducklings and they're all like "Nah mate, I'll fucking swoop yo' ass"
So then you're like "Holy shit mother fucker!" and you get the fuck out of there! Me: Aw look, some cute ducklings, let's feed them!
Father duck: Oh hell no! *runs after me with it's head down looking like a demonic piece of shit running at me* Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIEEETTTTTT |
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| 63. | rocket power | ||
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a bunch of kids who call people shooby I mean what the fuck is that they say lamo and squid they are possers who kick their dad raymoondo in the nutz and laugh then there's a fat assed man who likes to eat ribs by the billions his anme is mister booba oh wait I mean tito and his dumb ass cahonase faced nefou keeony the squid is a fat woman who can't get a tan and then there's mister stimpltin the only cool guy in the show even though he's a rapest and he rapes the squid all day adn theirs the kid twister a total imagrant and a brother named lars who sucks fuck and then his friend who can't talk and the panda kid squids mother is an overprotective fucktart then there's the life guard wad he is a milatary fuck and likes to fuck ducks all day then there's the princess of the nether world total fuckhead with his straight jacket powers he will become mental then theres regies to friedns trish the one who looks like a fucking man and sherey the tom boy ass I've said enough now fuck off more...
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