A man who is known for his sexual stamina and put to work for someone else's pleasure, not for breeding or love. Typically a male porn star featured for his muscular stature and rough style of intercourse.
She left her boyfriend and went back to that big fuck-ox for a rebound. He's the only one who can satisfy her.
A term that can be used to describe either a male or female sex machine. As with any beast of burden this individual has the ability to fuck or to get plowed for long durations or multiple times with multiple parties. Like an ox plowing a field this individual truely is an animal.
Ray " Wow that chic is a total fuck beast, she has fucked each and every guy at this party at one time or another during the night"
Tom "Yeah, no shit. She just fucked me for an hour then went off with your buddy Phil." "my dick is still fucking sore!"
the heroic and fabled figure of the unstoppable Vale Royal and the pivotal figure in its championship winning dodgeball team
the Ox can never be referred to as a human as its origins are unknown, many claiming it as the second coming
nicknamed the Ox due its immense presence and composure, its exploits are legendary and renowned as far as its enormous stride takes it
its reputation has seen many pretenders appear including 'the bull' 'the eel' 'the rat' and 'the hippo' yet none have ever been near to matching its superior excellence in all it undertakes
"ive got the Ox" "how the fuck did that Ox get through" "that Ox!" (anonymous opposition player)
"i heard that he appears on japanese banknotes and that there's an airport in russia named after him" (Connell)
"I heard his ginger hair is the answer to renewable energy" (Monty)
"Some say, that he give people orgams just by simply touching them!? And that his skin naturally smells of success!?" (Shetland)
"I sometimes think Whelan should be numbered among the secular saints. He came out of privelleged middlewich to give the ox to the common people.” (Archbishop of Canterbury)
"Whelan is the greatest man in world history, and there would only be one Ox in the world.” (Treaty of Versailles)
"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The Ox is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear"
Ain't nothing to fuck with
"Lin Kuei ain't nothing to fuck with"
1. One who completly embodies all the aspects of a complete fucking idiot.
2. A friednly term among friends.
3. Literally, to fuck an ass.
1. God, John Stamos is a complete fuckass.
2. Hey Fuckass, give me a beer. Did you watch Braveheart on A&E yesterday?
3. Hey, I'm gunna go Fuckass.
Keen As Fuck, Describing A Person You Like As Being "Fit"
That Girl/Boy Is Kaf
For Example : "You Are By Far The Keenest Girl In Our School"
You Are By Far The Most Kaf Girl In Your School
Feminists, mostly women, who think that gender equality means inverting the playing field, instead of evening it out, and creating an equilibrium between the members of both genders.
(Hence the term "gender equality".)
They like to victimize men, while playing the victims, creating a violently swirling paradox to keep propagating the same bullshit, under the false guise that any man that speaks out, is immediately labeled sexist.
Dumb bitch: Women are just as strong as men!
Me: Actually, we are genetically predisposed to being physically "built" stronger than most.
Dumb bitch: WTF IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GENETICS YOU SEXIST PIG OMG.
Me: Actually if you would have taken a second to think, you would have realized that is a compliment, to some. If a woman is stronger than a man, that means she has worked harder on it than a man did, making her mentally and physically stronger than a man with the same amount of muscles as her!
Dumb bitch: Don't try to backtrack pig!!! SHIT!!! *Starts clawing at my eyes*
Me: I punch her in the face, and keep punching and kicking until she cuts the bullshit.
*3 days later on Jimmy Kimmel*
We have video footage of a man hitting a woman!
Dumb news bitch: Why would you hit a woman?
Me: It was self defense.
Dumb news bitch: OH, so you think that she was a threat to you?
Me: She was 200 pounds, built like an ox, and could have ripped my head off, I'm pretty sure she was a fucking threat, dumbass. Even if she was 120 pounds, she was clawing at my eyes, which I value, since I'm one of the few that like to actually use them. It's self defense regardless of genitalia, and you fucking feminazi hypocrites should be thanking me for giving her the same treatment as any other male that started attacking me.
Bill O Reilly: Cut his mic!
Me: ._." *joins al queda*