| 1. | jizz nipple | ||
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1. A term of endearment for someone you like but who is acting like a butt-head, a doofus, a moron, an ass-wipe, a douche bag.
2. LITERAL; A nipple, male or female, covered in male reproductive fluids. 1. "Hey jizz nipple, are you gonna drink that last beer or just keep spilling it on my couch?"
2. "She was so hott that i gave her a jizz nipple!" |
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| 2. | motorcycle futon fuck | ||
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A couple sits on a futon in a slouched position, wearing motorcycle helmets. the male on bottom in a seated position, the female on top but on her knees as if riding a crotch rocket. The female must also twist the males nipple while performing intercourse while he makes motorcycle noises. As they near climax, they both must begin headbutt each other until the weaker party is unconscious. The consious party then deficates in the others helmet and seals the facemask shut with duct tape. Josh: Hey guys, why does my motorcyle helmet stink so bad?
John and Abby: I don't know...we didn't use it for our motorcycle futon fuck. |
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| 3. | Fuck Guy | ||
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The Fraze "fuck guy" is someone fucking around. Once their fucking around pisses you off you call them a "fuck guy". "You Fuck Guy"
"Look at that nigger you fuck guy" "Fuck You Fuck Guy" |
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| 4. | nipple helpers | ||
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The little bumps all around your nipples. Some of them have hairs coming out of them, some are actually filled with white stuff like a zit. Girls with too many nipple helpers are unattactive in each and every way. Dam that bitch fly like a mutta fucka-speaker 1
Na B, it looks like she has a million little helper nipples -speaker 2 word she has lots of nipple helpers -speaker 1 I wouldn't fuck her with a 10 foot pole -speaker 2 nipple helpers on chicks are fucking gross -speaker 1 |
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| 5. | Nipple mustache delight | ||
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when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache. "Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
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| 6. | rape nipple | ||
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a nipple being applied in a raping fashion a rape nipple is equal to a half a brain, or one duck brain
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| 7. | Shitty ass piss-cube shitballs on a cum-cracker dick guzzling butt-cup poop-dump Michelle Kwan goddammit nipple-fuck! | ||
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Profanity that is appropriate for only the worst situations in life. Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid you caught Herpes...from Martha Stewart."
Dude: "Aww! Shitty ass piss-cube shitballs on a cum-cracker dick guzzling butt-cup poop-dump Michelle Kwan goddammit nipple-fuck!" |
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