It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck
". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.
haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"
jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"
Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.
"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"
Aussie slang for "oh my god!" or "I'll be damned!"
Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!
An expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. Expresses more surprise than, e.g., "holy shit!"
Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"
You graduated from high school? Fuck me dead!