|50.||thats what she said|
Twisting an innocent statement or question into some sort of sexual innuendo by adding the phrase " That's What She Said."
Teacher: Johnny, I think I'll call on you again because you were so good the first time!
Student: Thats what she said.
AimSn1: Dude I can't really talk right now.
AimSn1: Because I have like Ten People going right now...
AimSn2: That's what she said.
Teacher: ... I can't believe that happened, but since we're on the subject, is there anything else big?
Student: That's what she said.
Die in a fiery car crash, an acronym used when messing around with your friends who are annoying you or saying stupid things. Some people consider this a religion but this is just straight foolishness. If someone tells you that their religion is now DIAFCC, the appropriate response would, ironically, be "DIAFCC!"
Dude, I'd fuck a fat chick if I got the chance...
NASTY! DIAFCC, man! Jesus!
Hey, your acne today isn't terrible at all or anything *chuckle*
DIAFCC bitch! *grin*
I converted to DIAFCC the other day, it's even listed as my religion on facebook!
Dude shut the fuck up, DIAFCC. *laughter*
n. 1. A male, who exhibits characteristics of either a bitch, a snatch, or both. 2. Also, a term of rough affection for one's male friends.
Friend: "Dude, did you finish my beer?"
Friend: "All of it? Fucktard! That was for tonight!"
Guest: "Sue and I got thirsty in the hot tub earlier!"
Friend: "What?!?!? Did you fuck?"
Guest: (grins) "It was sick!"
Friend: "Dude... in my hot tub? Today?!?"
Guest: (shit-eating grin)
Friend: "Akkk!! I just got out of the hot tub. I'm feelin' sick!"
Guest: (really big shit-eating grin)
Friend: "Wait, fuck... dude!!! Didn't you say Sue was on the rag?"
Guest: "Ummm, ya!"
Friend: "Manatch! I can't believe you! I just soaked in all that?!?! I'm going to shower!"
"Hey boy-o! What's new?"
"Manatch! It's all good-crazy here! How 'bout you?"
1.A term used to discribe an old woman (in her mid 40s-50s) willing to meet a young (16-20) man over the internet (usually in mmorpgs) and bring him home to live with her.
2.Another word for pedophile
3.Also see Torreoria
4.Also will on occasion will become the excorcist if she doesnt have her way (raving lunatic)
kid1: weee time to go play some (incert online role-playing game here)
miss diggler: hey baby come to my cabin in the woods for a week lets have some fun *does evil grin*
kid1: no thanks me know better
miss diggler: FUCK YOU I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE FACE
A fictional city where a guy lives and this gifted man can perform autofellatio on himself. And apparently likes it!
There once was a man from Nantucket, who had a dick sooo long he could suck it!
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"
Sexual intercourse between to people who love each other. Practiced by same sex couples or different sex couples.
I was lying on our couch, the one we picked out when we first moved in. Flipping through the channels on the television. Trying to find some good trash TV to watch while I binge on M&Ms. After all, spending the day at the gym had to have it's rewards didn't it? I flipped to a reality TV contest and suddenly he was behind me, running his fingers through my hair. He scooped me up in his arms and began to kiss my lips slowly. My body was pressed against me. And he looked into my eyes and kissed my forehead gently. I was surprised by his sudden affection, but feeling blissfully happy, I didn't question it. He carried me carefully to our bed and laid me out on the covers. He lay down next to me and touched my cheek softly. Then leaned over to kiss me again. He began slowly unbuttoning my blouse and kissed the skin exposed above my bra. He buried his face into my neck and breathed in, causing me to shiver happily. I smiled at him as he sat up and took off his shirt, revealing lots of tanned, toned skin. He straddled himself over top of me to kiss me more passionately. I ran my hands across the panes of his chest, over his abdomen, and wrapped my arms around his neck, pulling him down closer. He leaned down to kiss my neck, and I felt his fingers close around my wrists. He began to move them up above my head and dragged his lips across my arm, kissing the back of one hand as his moved it. We were both smiling warmly and he kissed me again, faster. I left my arms above my head as...more...
Men can be the most wonderful thing ever for a woman to meet , or they can be selfish pigs who want women to do everything for their lazy asses. All men are different , so you would have to get to know a man before you judge him , but women can be just as bad by judging him to soon and not loving a man , just wanting to suck him dry of his money. Some woman will respect a man and not care about the money , just how much they love their man. In return a REAL man should give respect back and love her , help her with the house work , and honestly think they are equals. Men should not have to respect women who are bitches to them and steal their money and so on , so if any man out their is being treated badly by a woman and getting no respect from their equal , and you ARE respecting her , then dump the bitch and go find yourself a REAL woman , and leave sterotypical woman behind.more...
I know for a fact men and women are exactly the same , even though they look different , deep-down their all equals , because some women are either nice or mean and thats the same for men.
if your a man and you think your better than all woman , just because your a man ... THEN FUCK YOU! AND IM TALKING TO THE WOMEN AS WELL IN THIS KIND OF MATTER!
and unfortunately , woman have to suffer with periods and have mood swings they cant control sometimes , and REAL men will know she cant help it , will not judge and try to not get in the way of the mean machine of the month!
It affects men to , ...