2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.
2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.
Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.
Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.
The other person in the car says - 'No i missed it'
You say 'Nice one fuckeyes...'