| 1. | Fucked them over | ||
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To emerge superior or victorious against someone or something after an bad situation.
To destroy or ruin something or somebody. "During the battle our forces were being fucked hard by the enemy but in the end 'we fucked them over'." ('We emerged victorious over the enemy')
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| 2. | Fuck Boy | ||
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A pussy nigga who ain't about shit,hates on everybody over the littlest shit, "Yo you heard that shitty wanna be rapper man".-Peter asked, "Nah what's his name"-Jason asked Tyheem-Peter said Oh that little burnt face fuck boy,I heard his music that nigga sucks"-Jason said
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| 3. | sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck | ||
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Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free. STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.
(slurps coffee) STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is----- Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK? |
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| 4. | Fucking | ||
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When a male injects his penis into a womans vagina. The woman AND male are both having a wonderful time as the male keeps shoving his penis up the womans vagina. The male keeps shoving until the penis does not continue to move up any further. The male " pees " cum, sometimes in the vagina and sometimes out of the vagina. The woman inhales and sucks the males penis also. The male sometimes " pees " cum when she has the penis squashed up in her mouth. The cum is so thick and rich to where no girl would want to miss the delightful juicy liquid going into her. The male also eats up her vagina by the woman telling the male to lie down and the woman sticking her vagina in the males face. The male then begins to lick and sometimes bite the vagina. The male also sucks on the womans boobs for pleasure to the both of them. While the woman is sitting there, getting her boob sucked on, she can have a penis up her vagina, another womans tounge in her mouth, two men sucking on each boob, another penis shoved up her butt, and another man licking her all over the place waiting for his turn to get fucked or to be fucking somebody else. (at first the woman can be screaming and howling). I was fucking so much last night. I had a girls tounge in my mouth, two penis's shoved up my butt and vagina, two guys sucking on each boob, and a guy waiting to be fucked that was licking me all over. In the bginning I was screaming a lot because my vagina want used to opening that big, but then I got used to it and wanted more and more then I wanted everybody to to bite lick or press harder. I fucked
for about 15 hours straight baby! |
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| 5. | DJ Fuck it up | ||
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An amateur who is trying to be the DJ at a party by picking a song or so fourth but fucks up the vibe of the party when he/she changes the song right in the middle of it when everybody is jamming out to the loud music. Also includes someone who trying to put on a song but accidently turns the music off completely. A random party attendee walks over to the stereo equipment to select a song but awkwardly the music cuts out, leaving the party in an akward in silence.
Hey DJ Fuck it up, wtf are u doing? |
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| 6. | Pooh fuck | ||
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Somebody who always acts excessively high spirited and over confident, to the point it becomes annoying. Pooh fucks think there better than everybody else because they live strait edge life's and never take risks. Pooh fucks got good grades in high school and are only friends with other pooh fucks. Typically they are doctors, lawyers and dentists. You will never find one of these guys at parties or getting wasted. They often whine when they smell even the slightest hint of cigarette smoke. The pooh fuck will try to ignore you if you pick on them, but if you keep giving them shit they will nark on you. Also, pooh fucks gather together and nark on non pooh fucks. The valedictorian of our school was such a pooh fuck.
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| 7. | Fuck the police | ||
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Expression mostly used to advance the popular opinion -> all cops are bastards. A text used in image captions of people who act like gansters but are total virgin losers. Also a stupid exclamation that can be expressed as to reverse troll the image of people who think they are tough, when riding in a expensive vehicle (and thus showing how retarded the wanabe gangster image of all this kids is) Because everybody knows that police is shit, but without them we would live in a fucking chaos. The best fuck the police effect is archieved when the droven vehicle is not really that great or very unusual. The joke is often of fine quality on may only be understood by people with refined humor, just like a good wine can only be identified by people who have refined taste. A group of faggots ride a rollercoaster, everybody screams in a normal fashion but one of them screams YEAAAAHHHH FUCK YEAAAHH FUCK THE POLICE!!! WAAAAAHHH! HOLY SHIIIITTT!!!! What might be embarresing for his friends is amusing for bystanders (except for the idiots who are offended). Now they all want to go on the ride.
Two astronauts sit in a cockpit of a launching Space Shuttle with main tank, solid rocket boosters and everything. As the shuttle passes the crucial point and drifts perfectly into space, Houston says: "Ok looking good, I think that was the cleanest launch we ever had" Astronaut says: copy that Houston, thanks for the heads up. He turns over as far as he can over to his mate, than switches radio to private channel and says, "Fucking good work dude, see how slick that went? We fly into space and nobody is gonna stop us." Other astronaut: Hell yeah I love this, fuck the police!" "what do you mean fuck the police?" "I mean we're in space, thats not even a country, so what the hell are the gonna do about it? |
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