| 1. | ed rendell | ||
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"That Fat Fuck" Ed Rendell is the current Governor of Pennsylvania.
It is against the law to refer to him without prepending "That Fat Fuck". (Ed Rendell is governor = not proper; "That Fat Fuck" Ed Rendell raised everyone's taxes and made us by the Pens a stadium = proper) That Fat Fuck Ed Rendell is a fat fuck.
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| 2. | fuck and dump | ||
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Fuck and Dump:
after a night of sex with a one night stand, you drive to the store to "pick up something to drink." send the person in and take off while they are inside. Guy One: hey what happened to that chick you were with at the club?
Guy Two: fuck and dump bro.. |
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| 3. | Drivers Ed Teacher | ||
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Everyone's last resort when it comes to a job. When all else fails the moderately retarded teach a class that a monkey can teach; Drivers Ed. Unfortunately the "Teachers" more like retards take the class as seriously as they can because they know that literally anyone (person or monkey) can replace them at any minute. Fuck, I dropped out of high school, Mcdonald's fired me, and i can't apply for my Wick's Card. I guess I'll just have to teach Drivers Ed.
Drivers Ed Teacher |
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| 4. | broadcast fuck | ||
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1) When an unexpected clusterfuck happens at a large radio station. Seeing coworkers with large egos get their panties in a wad. 2) To penetrate a random girl, usually not so smart, at a large radio station late at night, and the humor is that she thinks it's "cool" b/c you work at a large radio station. This has to occur AT the station. 3) To fuck an intern, usually not so bright, who works in the marketing and promotions department at a large radio station. This can occur anywhere. 4) When your large radio station absolutely beats the shit out of the other stations in the market in the ratings, comparable to fucking them in the face. 5) Any lucky bastard who works in radio, still gets paid very well, and loves his/her job 1) Arch got stuck in the elevator coming back from his smoke break. It's a broadcast fuck with no one talking into the stopset and the weather jingle playing for two minutes.
2) I brought that girl Bethany back to the station last night broadcast fuck (ed) her in the newsroom. The overnight crew walked by, looked in the window, and all they saw was a pair of damn legs high in the air and me giving it to her over the console. Gettin' me some strange. 3) Molly wants a broadcast fuck. I might take her in the station truck, get in the back and fuck her from behind, put on the mascot head midway through, tap her on the shoulder and scare the hell out of her. 4) They are making fun of us on the air again with their new imaging. Don't they realize that we broadcast fuck them in the face on a daily basis, getting higher ratings that ALL of their stations combined? 5) We all are some lucky broadcast fucks. Wouldn't it suck to have a real job? |
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| 5. | Seizure fuck | ||
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When someone starts having a seizure and u fuck em while they flop like a fish Megan ended up having a seizure when she deepthroated, so i turned her around and Seizure fucked her while she foamed out both ends.
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| 6. | British Blind-Fuck | ||
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The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy. dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway
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| 7. | paper fuck | ||
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Attempting to get rid of an employee by constantly writing them up over every little thing. Eventually their file will be full of disciplinary material and they are paper fucked. Sarah is a horrible employee! Too bad we can't just fire her on the spot. We have to paper fuck her.
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