A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."
"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."
by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006
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Something you scream when you're in trouble in a horror game
Bob: Oh shit...He's right there...
*Bob gets jumpscared*
Bob: Fucking ducker fuck!!!
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