1) NOUN -A person who's personality or behavior resembles that of a curved erect penis.

2) NOUN -Someone who acts like a chode or douchebag, usually to compensate for their inability to become completely straight during erections.
Chase was such a fuck dong last night. It was like having sex with a vacuum cleaner handle.
by Moist Water February 15, 2017
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