to totally, completly, and utterly dominate something
"I'm going to fuck couch in Call of Duty 4"
"I saw that new Rambo movie last night...he fucked so much couch!"
When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing
Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo